All proceeds from the Ceramorama Event go to the Women's Empowerment Group to purchase supplies for Women's Shelters in Winnipeg.
Choose your ceramics below.
Taxes & glazing costs are included in the prices listed.
Please note: These prices are one heck of a deal! Paint-Your-Own-Pottery studios like Brush Fire and Crock-a-Doodle charge $8/hour for glazing / studio time, plus they charge WAAAAY more for the bisqueware (the unpainted ceramic items)! Think I am exaggerating? Check out their websites for yourself!
HOLIDAY ORNAMENTS / HOLIDAY THEMES:
You know what they say: no two snowflakes are alike. Well, in this case, that's a bold-faced lie. Every damn one you order will be the same.
SNOWFLAKE
ORNAMENT $7.00 3" x 3" x .25" |
Put a little romance into the holiday season with this precious heart decoration. Write your loved one's name on it, or just crazy-glue on a picture of your favourite kind of pizza. Mmmm. Either way, it's a total win.
HEART
ORNAMENT $7.00 3" x 3" x .25" |
What the hell is this circle supposed to be? The earth? A cookie? A black hole left in your heart by a former lover? Here's the great thing about this ornament: YOU get to decide! Are you lazy as hell? Just clear-coat this sucker and call it a snowball!
CIRCLE
ORNAMENT $7.00 3" x 3" x .25" |
Are you really into redundancy? If so, what better way to decorate your Xmas tree than... with a smaller Xmas tree! Wanna take it to the next level? Decorate this little ornament with a few more, smaller Xmas trees... it's TREE-INCEPTION!
TREE
ORNAMENT $7.00 3" x 3" x .25" |
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This ultra-sleek, ultra-modern Holiday Tree is SO very 21st Century and perfect if you're a serious minimalist but you also love Christmas. It's smooth, it's modern, and it won't shed needles on your living room floor. Add a few drops of pine-scented-oil inside and make all your holiday dreams come true.
MODERN
CHRISTMAS TREE $25.00 5.5 x 5.5 x 9.85" |
DINNERWARE
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Do you have giant sausage fingers? Or are you looking for a cute gift to show someone you care, you can't go wrong with this sweet heart mug. Not only does it have a hidden heart in its form, but the space between the handle and the mug makes this little number great for people with thick, unruly digits that don't work with most delicate drinkware.
HEART MUG
$10.00 4.5" x 3.25" x 3.75" |
Tea drinkers unite! What are you looking for? Creativi-tea? Clari-tea? Sereni-tea? Whatever your aim, throw your pinky in the air and wave it around like you just don't care... because this mug's special sexy string-holder is a helluva well-designed novel-tea!
TEA BAG MUG
$10.00 4.75" x 3.35" x 5.25" |
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RANDOM FUN
Let's face it. This robot looks just as uncomfortable as you feel on a daily basis. Commemorate your social awkwardness and future financial security by collecting your change in this sweet robot bank.
AWKWARD
ROBOT BANK $10.00 3.5" x 3.5" x 6.5" |
People in Mexico celebrate Dio de los Muertos - the Day of the Dead. This multi-day holiday focuses on gatherings of family and friends to remember friends and family members who have passed on, and help support their spiritual journey. You can use this mug to support your own spiritual journey into caffeination each morning.
SUGAR SKULL
MUG $10.00 5.35" x 4.5" x 4.15" |
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This winter, help fight your seasonal affective disorder by living your life like you're in the tropics. If you're like me, you can't afford a trip to Costa Rica but you don't want to miss out on the beauty of this island paradise... make your own realistic ceramic pineapple!
PINEAPPLE
BOX $10.00 4.7 x 4.7 x 7.5" |
Do you want constant reminder that you're on a diet and shouldn't consume any sweets? This charming donut box (with sprinkles!) is a great addition to any dieter's décor. It has just enough room in it to hide about 15 Jujubes, 20 Caramilk squares, or eight chunks of dry, crusty, tasteless Weight Watchers(TM) Coconut Candy. Just sayin'.
DONUT BANK
WITH SPRINKLES $10.00 3" x 3" x .25" |
For those of you trying to save your Loonies, here is a sweet little cupcake change bank. There's a hole (with a plug) in the bottom to hold your money inside - so you can get it out if you run out of change in the Tim Horton's Drive Thru.
CUPCAKE
BANK $10.00 3.5" x 3.5" x 4.25" |
Here is a cupcake bank! Cute as a button! COMPLETELY ADORBS! Note: This cupcake is ceramic and not edible (without a need for emergency hospitalization).
CUPCAKE
BOX $10.00 3.25" x 3.25" x 4.75" |
COZY SWEATER
MUG
$10.00
5.25" X 3" X 4"
MUG
$10.00
5.25" X 3" X 4"
Behold! This roughly-hewn vase is the perfect way to say "I like pottery" without actually requiring any skill, talent or effort on your part. Its faux-thrown ridges suggest a hand-made quality, and the pre-formed glaze drips look glorious even with a shoddy, half-assed paint-job. This one's like a well-chosen set of breast implants; if it looks realistic enough, its unlikely anybody's gonna ask you any detailed questions.
TEXTURED VASE
$12.00 3.5" X 3.5" X 7" |
Inspired by beautiful seashells from exotic places you'll likely never afford to visit, this fluted vase is a magnificent way to liven up any dull space. Slap on an ocean-inspired glaze and WHAMMO! Your living room is a goddamned island paradise! (Cue the ukulele music!) Pass me a Mai-tai, Carlos!
BENDY
ORGANIC VASE $12.00 5" X 5" X 8" |
LESS BENDY
ORGANIC VASE $12.00 4.5" X 4.5" X 9" |
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SMALL PET DISH
$10.00 ($28 at Crock-A-Doodle) 6.25" X 6.25" X 2.75" |
What's the use of eating breakfast, if it's not an adventure?! This one's for those of you who like slurping cereal out of your laps. The effectively-placed holes in this deep bowl allow just the right amount of milk and Grape Nuts to plummet to the ground - and are whimsical and decorative to boot. Or you can just use this to hold a ball of yarn while you knit. Whatevs.
YARN BOWL
$18.00 6" X 6" X 4.5" |
This piece is called a "popcorn bowl", but if you're sneaky, you can also use it to hold chocolate Easter Eggs, gummy worms, Miss Vickie's Sweet Chili and Sour Cream chips, or even a nice chef salad with extra bacon. Let's face it: if you own sweatpants and a have a subscription to Netflix, the world is your oyster! (Bowl not recommended for oysters.)
LARGE POPCORN BOWL
$20.00 10.75" X 10.75" X 5" |
In this case, form and function are barely co-habitating. Wide enough to comfortably hold a medium-sized cat, and just shallow enough to be the worst choice EVER for hot soup, this piece has it all. If you're only worried about appearance and could care less about functionality, this large serving bowl should be love at first sight. It's empty and it's unlikely to ever talk to you - and with its round, full bottom, and its sleek lines, this piece is essentially the Kim Kardashian of serving ware.
LARGE SERVING BOWL
$20.00 (Or you can experience highway robbery at $46 at Crock-A-Doodle!) 11" X 11" X 3" |
* These bowls are for demonstration purposes only. Cats not included.
